The illusion of a perfect staircase is debunked by Alphalfa. Sex or lack thereof cums in stages much like grief. Alphalfa is a closeted softie who gets hard for the wrong seemingly wrong woman. Her brain is always turned on. It’s a woman’s true blessing or curse to have the ability to outsmart everybody. She’s undecided on whether she’ll rise to the occasion or forevermore be seen as the underachiever in an attempt to regain her own self-worth.
Warning: Do Not be fooled by what looks like a goofy name!